A one minute chess story
Por: pretender33x
(Eliot Benitez)

Mr. Anagram tries to get access to his chess account on the internet to play a little chess. Only trouble is he has to deal with an “intelligent” machine, programmed to accept only answers having to do with the internet and other technology-related innovations, and that the machine asks questions the user is supposed to know in order  to get access because these questions were chosen by the user himself:

Computer: What is the fastest thing?

Mr Anagram: Thought.

Computer: Bad Move. Give a better answer.

Mr Anagram:  This is the best answer.

Computer:  That’s not a computationally correct truth. Try again.

Mr. Anagram: Then the fastest thing is chess time.

Computer: Why?

Mr. Anagram: Because it is always already gone.

Computer: That is not even an answer. Try again.

Mr. Anagram: My last try, you silly machine: The fastest thing is a checkmate.

Computer: Why?

Mr. Anagram: Because it always happens too soon.

Computer: I think you are verbally and positionally challenged. Get lost.